E is for Easter Bunny

You know those urban myths about the Easter bunny, the ones that say that he comes gives you chocolate or he's a cute little bunny who all the kids love. Well to me, those urban myths are all wrong and people need to be faced with the truth about the evil Easter bunny.

My realization that the Easter bunny was a evil stalker all started at my aunt Julie's wedding... on Easter. I was four and obviously still believed in the Easter bunny. Julie was very loving and a big fan of kids so she decided to get a friend to dress up in an Easter bunny costume to entertain us well they had adult talk. This didn't end very well. As the Easter bunny approached me I screamed in terror because my brother and cousins ran away to the pond. I was alone. I wanted to scream but I couldn't. Eventually I ran away but stopped to see my uncle take off the head of the bunny costume. I was shocked he wasn't real but instead he attacked me. Maybe he ate my uncle or my uncle killed him from the inside or maybe... I don't know, anything could have happened. Every year on Easter night I have had this nightmare and each time the ending changes.

Now hopefully you know how I feel. Everyone has fears but I think that this one is very sever. My mom even has noticed and always knew to never buy me Easter bunny stuffed animals, no matter how cute. So instead on Easter she gives me chocolate Easter bunny's so I can eat away the fear.

In conclusion all fears are different but this one is serious so although Easter is over be aware and watch out for the evil Easter bunny because you never know when he'll attack!

We believe in the tooth fairy, if we believe in Santa

then shouldn't we believe in the Easter Bunny

No

or is he all that good

No

so watch out, he may just be lurking about!!!

Comment: C is for Charity Andy